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#76 by thenewmohawk
2013-07-14 at 12:35
Damn that last one caught me off guardLast modified on 2013-07-14 at 12:40
#77 by takata
2013-07-19 at 10:03
"In addition, delivery of strategic goods needs to be restored as soon as possible. Namely, Happiness Honey needs to be delivered. The destination is my stomach." - v11849
#78 by saxman-faust
2013-08-21 at 16:58
"Thanks! I'm gonna go butter up my pooper with it real good! Yaaay!" - v2632

"The food they were given had small bombs in it, which exploded from inside their stomachs." - v24
#79 by kei-tr
2013-08-21 at 17:43
"P.S... Playstation." v57

"I'll introduce her. The transfer student is the Rusian President." v2622
#80 by verdun
2013-09-12 at 21:55

"Wasn't rape. He had the pillow's consent."Last modified on 2013-09-13 at 02:49
#81 by soketsu
2013-09-13 at 11:09
All from v12607

"Panty-wanking" is like a ceremony in Russia done before washing the laundry...

Farewell, big hard cock...

T'that's because I don't have a pussy...Last modified on 2013-09-13 at 11:19
#82 by warfoki
2013-10-13 at 00:42
The people use the train to reach their destination faster.

His hand that was like a knob grasshopper spider creeped over my public region.

#83 by pendelhaven
2013-10-13 at 08:15
I'm surprised there's no "people die when they are killed". or did I missed that after pressing too many F5?
#84 by onemore
2013-10-13 at 08:44
How about making a small quotes database? Would be fun to read.
#85 by kaku
2013-10-13 at 09:19
@83 Isn't that on the anime only?
#86 by silence
2013-10-13 at 09:21
You missed it :P
#87 by takata
2013-10-13 at 09:42
How about making a small quotes database? Would be fun to read.
I think yorhel likes to keep the complete list secret. I sometimes wonder what the inclusion criteria are though. O.o
#88 by gerardlonewolf
2013-10-13 at 11:49
As long as it is funny and interesting, I guess.

Not happening. It takes all the fun of the randomness away if you know all of them already. :-P
I agree with this. :P
#89 by takata
2013-10-29 at 21:09
That isn't a technique. That’s a disgrace, and you should feel bad for still having it on your skill bar.
v5657 (link)

Maybe this is already in the quote list... I can't remember.Last modified on 2013-10-29 at 21:09
#90 by space-ranger
2013-10-30 at 13:00
I think yorhel likes to keep the complete list secret. I sometimes wonder what the inclusion criteria are though. O.o
He wants the complete list to be secret for his own reasons. The inclusion criteria is simple. It's included if Yorhel likes the quote.
#91 by pendelhaven
2013-10-31 at 11:40
There's a quote from Yumina that I'd like posted in the quotes.

I can't remember the exact line, but its something like being student council pres and fighting space monsters would be good on my resume

Yumina quotes plz.Last modified on 2013-10-31 at 11:40
#92 by zakamutt
2013-11-06 at 03:27
"First of all, if everyone's equal, then why have I never had a girlfriend?"

"I tried not to kill as much as I could help it, but I'm sure most of them are dead. Man, what a bummer."Last modified on 2013-11-06 at 03:42
#93 by girlplayer
2013-11-06 at 03:43
"Where did you go? BANANA, BANANAAAAAAAA!" from v2002

"Whoa, Banana, BANANAAAAA!" from v17
#94 by gabezhul
2013-11-06 at 13:20
"Seriously... You guys are stupid, annoying, and... irreplaceable. I couldn't ask for better friends..."
#95 by takata
2013-11-09 at 03:25
Even the most trifling of words may result in a relationship mishap. v88

Academics, occupations, and dreams. On top of that, love. They are all different. Once you have selected one, there is no guarantee that you will not neglect the others. v88

Especially when talking to girls, one must be able to distinguish two things: Things that they really didn't want you to know... And things that they really wanted you to ask. v88
#96 by yanderyou
2013-11-09 at 07:41
From v5154 :

"I very nearly took out my cell phone and tweeted 'The rain in Spain falls mainly on my lady jane #wet."

From v44
"Stories...? What, porn games have stories?"

From v211

"I don't know how to explain it, but when I think about Etekichi, I think about sticky things."

"'Petting' apparently means something sexual."Last modified on 2013-11-09 at 07:42
#97 by thenewmohawk
2013-11-22 at 18:54
"My milk is out of stock for a while.
Ever since i took that arrow to the knee during the battle,
it hasn't been tasting too good."
#98 by zakamutt
2013-11-23 at 12:07
Hmm, maybe a bit too many here.. but ive been collecting them for a while:


"...let's stop thinking nostalgically about the future."


"Crap...! I hnnged again...!"

"Rukako's cuteness is a terror of the universe."

"Who're you calling an American virgin?"

"Stop applying your eroge brain to reality."

"For your information, I don't post t...ti..."


"Gravity is love, you know."


"Uuu... My student scolded me."

"I-it's not a lunch box. Um... that's right! It's a sewing kit!"

(ok, this vn has a multitude of quotes already. don't kill my dreams)


"It's your mother. We had an appointment at a hotel tonight."

"This woman's trying to disrupt the economy of the shopping district via her tits?..."

"...Look, you're heavy. Remove your chest flab from my head."

"Calm down. It's Wednesday. Yesterday was Tuesday, and there haven't been any gaps in the space-time continuum since."

"What does yesterday being Tuesday have to do with today being Thursday!?"

"Michiru seems absolutely overjoyed. She's got the expression of a man about to jizz in his pants."

"Understood. If and when Michiru pisses herself, I promise to pay close attention."

"Wha-!? Did my own principal just call me a slut!?"

"Cease this disgraceful waste of bodily fluids immediately, maggot. Even if the God of Hydration forgives you, I never will."

"First thing in the morning, a completely random S&M show is unfolding before my eyes. One can only grieve for the future of our nation."

"A pathological testophobe, is it? That's a new one."

"Stop it! Stop realistically forecasting my future!!"

"I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've seen anyone bow to a dick..."

"That's fine. As long as we're alone, you can feel free to stick out your tongue, roll back your eyes, and squeal like a pig."

"The microwave oven is a sacred treasure, dropped from heaven by a benevolent God to save the single males of the world."

"Just for your information, I happen to be something of a professional at microwaving instant noodles."

"A man doesn't show his tears to others, but that doesn't mean the urge to sweat from your eyes won't well up inside you every once in a while."

""There?" I'm currently stimulating three distinct erogenous zones. Your orders are unclear. Request clarification."

"What the hell IS this? Why does she have to... why does this have to be so... pointlessly erotic?"

"if there's a single man in the world who'd want to go out with this woman, I'd really like to meet him... so I can get him the help he needs."

"The time has come... The moment to unleash your "dere"!"

"Why are you hesitating? Come, let us walk the road of "dere" together!"

"A-ne san... your choice of words was unfortunate. Please retract and revise to 'middle-aged woman.'"

"What is this "BL" of which you speak?"

"Sachi, my friend, feel free to flip out."

"...Ugyuuu! Lowering ass, sir!!"


"If you didn't have that thing inbetween your legs, you'd be such a pretty girl!"


"Nothingwrongwiththatatall! Infactitmakesmehappytoseeyoueatyourfill!!!"

"Oh, it was really delicious. I'm quite impressed ... at how you managed to not use carrots at all."

...now that sure was a lot of quotes
#99 by zakamutt
2013-11-28 at 14:36
I note, while obsessively refreshing for more quotes, that I fucked up my reference on the last page to Aoishiro.
Basically, the quote -- "The truth is, I'm a magical girl who came from Alpha Centauri to fight the forces of evil." --
that's now on v719 should be on v710

sorry bout this
#100 by pendelhaven
2013-11-30 at 07:23
v5240 Shaking up her mind like this was definitely a necessary step in the walkthrough for Ryou's route.


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