Quotes question...

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#51 by onemanarmy
2012-02-04 at 18:46
Like I said before. If they aren't funny then nobody has to/will add them, period. And a reason for being ashamed by myself? Probably because I'm currently playing Higurashi but don't have any voices or CGs. This sucks pretty hard. Are you now satisfied? With this said, I'm a sad panda.Last modified on 2013-03-22 at 17:19
#52 by shiny
2012-03-21 at 19:33
Some of these might be quite long...

From v5154:
"There! Your guardian spirit is a red wiener!"
"Mom... Do you have friends? How many friends do you have that cannot be bought with money? Do you have friends you can be proud of? I do."
"I ask of all gathered here: those who have ever jacked off to Kazami Yuuji, please raise your hands."
"Eh? What? So every one of us is a virgin? That's sad!"
"Wow, I made Sakaki-san say "fellatio"... Hey, try saying "penis" now!"
"When I was in America, I managed all my conversations with just "thank you", "dog" and "pencil"!"
"I am a bitch, what of it?"
"If you're going to deceive a woman, it's only courteous to keep the act till the end."
"Kazami-san, did you do anything improper to Michiru-sama? I think improper things are wrong. Was it shoplifting? Did you shoplift? Shoplifting is wrong."

From v7723:
"Good, now you're drunk! No problem now! Go ahead and have sex!"
"I've taught you how to eat your food, shoot a gun and handle a woman. You can do the rest by yourself, right?"
"Aw shiiit! Don't take it all off! Don't! Aw jeez, at least leave the socks on!"
"I will now proceed to spank Michiru-sama's butt ten times and then say something edifying!"

Grisaia has a lot of quotables.Last modified on 2012-03-21 at 19:56
#53 by soketsu
2012-03-25 at 08:50
link: "One gram of breast is worth one kilogram of gold."

"An 18 year-old girl is a soccer ball. 22 men run after her."
"A 28 year-old woman is a hockey puck. 8 men run after her."
"A 38 year-old woman is a Ping-Pong ball. Two men force her towards each other."
"A 48 year-old woman is a golf ball. One man pushes her back as she trudge."
"A 58 year-old woman is a dodge ball. Everyone tries to avoid her."
"A 98 year-old woman is a bowling ball. Everyone sees her off quietly as she wobble down the alley."
"An 18 year old man is a soccer ball. 22 women kick him away."
"A 28 year-old man is a hockey puck. 8 women come to take him away from each other."
"A 38 year-old man is a Ping-Pong ball. He is caught between the wife and his mother-in-law."
"A 48 year-old man is a golf ball. It won't be easy for him to enter the hole."
"A 58 year-old man is a dodge ball. The woman he touches will become "Out!"."
"A 98 year-old man is a bowling ball. It is all over when he either "touch" or hit a pin."
#54 by atlantima
2012-03-26 at 15:10
From v3276:
"All we ever do is have sex. Promise me a date at least once in a while."
"If I am a bratwurst... will you be my bun?"Last modified on 2012-03-26 at 15:19
#55 by atlantima
2012-07-10 at 22:36
v10715: "Hold it!! Why are you having a normal conversation with a ghost, you damn geezer!?"Last modified on 2012-07-11 at 01:03
#56 by warfoki
2012-09-27 at 12:04
"Now, be nice... I'm just the toilet paper." From v6359.
#57 by y0k41
2013-01-14 at 05:53
"Being a hero has a lot of perks, you know. You get the respect of the people, cheap rates at Inns, and you can even walk into people's houses and take stuff." v5657.
#58 by frazz3
2013-01-14 at 10:49
oh god, I just have to do this!

"To dress like a girl and be alone with girls is very stressful in a special way, which only those who've experienced it can understand. I wish you'd all try it sometime!"

from v414 now please don't tell me it's too long ^^
#59 by veebie29
2013-02-01 at 12:18
I'm not sure if some people already posted it... Do correct me if I'm wrong...


"Because I know that real life is different from visual novels and anime..."
#60 by hybrid-being
2013-02-21 at 17:05
Tch, saw this "That's right, mother, I'm jealous of father! Mmmn... that bountiful bust of yours is just irresista-booble!", but accidentaly switched the page. Anyone knows source?
#61 by gabezhul
2013-02-21 at 17:24
I'm about 95% sure it's from Kazoku Keaiku.
<Edit:> Make that 100%. By sheer chance I actually got the same quote on another page about two seconds after I posted this. :PLast modified on 2013-02-21 at 17:26
#62 by surferdude
2013-02-21 at 21:06
Having trouble spelling "keikaku" there, Gabe ?
Maybe you should get some sleep and try again in the morning.
Or was that actually according to keikaku ?
#63 by gabezhul
2013-02-21 at 21:08
No, sadly I am not Lelouch. Typos are typos... >//<
#64 by silence
2013-02-25 at 14:43
"Because it's necromantic xylophone".
#65 by pendelhaven
2013-02-25 at 19:22
"Sorry for my bad English"

From: Rewrite.

More like from novelsfan-sama! FINALLY!!!! But really, this is seen in Terra route.Last modified on 2013-02-25 at 19:23
#66 by transcendence
2013-03-31 at 09:56
"Boxers, their job is to punch people."

I'm seeing a pattern here Nasu.Last modified on 2013-03-31 at 09:58
#67 by takata
2013-03-31 at 18:53
"Are you kidding? Of course I care about you. You owe me 87 Dokkoi Sets, 59 Shaved Ice, 9 Dried Fish, and 2 Megamilks."

Perhaps this won't sound as funny since this is just the punchline and the setup was on the previous line (which was something like "I didn't think you cared about me.").

So, does just the punchline work well enough for vndb?
#68 by warfoki
2013-05-12 at 00:28
"You know, I've been trained not to die even if I get killed."
#69 by zakamutt
2013-05-22 at 14:25
v926 (sonohana4):
"I normally would refuse such a request, but after wearing a shrine maiden outfit and putting on cat ears, it seems that my resistance has faded a little."

v938 (sonohana 5, link fixed):
"Unable to control our passion, we'll do "synchronized swimming of love" in the locker room!"

v719 (aoishiro, already has one quote):
"The truth is, I'm a magical girl who came from Alpha Centauri to fight the forces of evil."

well at least the sonohana 5 one is decentLast modified on 2013-05-23 at 01:47
#70 by soketsu
2013-05-22 at 15:13
"Insolence. I'm not just touching. I'm politely massaging your breasts."

"Farewell, my virginity."

"Just where on earth do you greet people by massaging their breasts!?

"There are no beings as scary as humans."Last modified on 2013-05-22 at 15:14
#71 by onemore
2013-05-22 at 15:45
@69: SonoHana 5 is v938, not v928.
#72 by zakamutt
2013-05-23 at 01:48
^ fixed.
#73 by ds1150
2013-05-25 at 09:12
"We were born in different places, and I'm sure we'll die in different places as well!" - v2968
#74 by thenewmohawk
2013-07-13 at 21:50
"The weird scythe she is holding is kind of cute".
"Those who ignore girls in puberty are straying from the right path"
"I'd prefer you drop gold when defeated"
"That will be 800,000 yen , thank you very much".
"The only one who will eat nee-San is me"
"Y-you won't bite me?"Last modified on 2013-07-13 at 21:57
#75 by soketsu
2013-07-13 at 22:45
All from link

"NEETs can become melons? Now that's evolution."

"Lolicons are national trasures!" 「ロリコンは国宝です!」

"My penis is mine!" 「俺のムスコは俺のものだ!」


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